My summer just ended.
My trip to the mail box yielded: 1) The earphones I bought from ebay, yay! 2) Notification that I received a scholarship (albeit a cruddy one), yay! 3) Then I got this letter from the University of Toronto Engineering Society: “The Secondary Education Evaluation will be held on Sunday September 6th, 2009 at 10:000am sharp … the examination will cover various topics in Algebra,...
Augh, for some reason people always decide to sit beside me in the subway! I suspect it’s because I just look very unintimidating … at least that’s what my criteria for sitting beside someone else on the subway is. But usually if there isn’t an entire row of empty seats, I’d rather stand than have to sit beside someone.
Me: *Walking grandmother to the car*
Grandmother: Hey, you have a mole on your face.
Me: Yeah ...
Grandmother: It's pretty big.
Grandmother: Can you erase it?
These are the types of things that make me angry.
I had been craving ice cream for a while now, and I was waiting for the moment I was hungry enough to eat in such a way that would maximize the savoury experience. That moment arrived at 7:58PM. So there I was, relaxing with my Coffee Crisp ice cream—legs up and hanging off the arm rest part of the couch—while enjoying an episode of Jeopardy … until I was rudely interrupted by...
People play softball and hit balls. You play softball and get hit by balls.– Dad
This is the awesome background music I am...