January 2009
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debbie: Why so serious?!?!?! D8<
Amy: Why so furious? D:
debbie: ... Why so curious? :)
Instead of your theory encompassing reality, it’s your perception of...
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All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
– Ernest Rutherford, when receiving Nobel Prize for Chemistry rather than Physics
I try to see things from your point of view, but I can’t fit my head up...
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No one ever went broke underestimating people’s intelligence.
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I don’t insult; I diagnose.
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If you can’t be a good example, you’ll just have to be a horrible...
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Teach a man to light a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire,...
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Instead of Toiletpaper, use Sandpaper; instead of sandpaper, use Cheesegrators.
– debbie @ age 12
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A Freudian Slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
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I personally don’t think it’s all that cool or efficient, but it’s worth a try! Most people seem to enjoy it, for the novelty at least.
We put seed shells in the bird feeder to see if any bird is retarded enough to fall for it. Not only did this little fellow fall for it, but he fully got trapped in it! (Mind my mom struggling with the bird feeder LOL!)
Storytime
debbie: Let me tell you a story. So this friend's friend went to his girlfriend's house for Christmas dinner to meet her parents for the first time. Half way through dinner, the guy decides that he has to go take a dump, so he leaves the table and goes to the washroom. He's sitting there, and begins to realize how THIN the door is. Like, he can hear the conversation beyond the door. So he thought, "Okay, if I can hear them ... THEY can hear ME?" (In case you haven't figured it out, when he takes a crap, he's going to splash and make noises that his girlfriend and her parents would hear.) So this is what the guy does. Get this. He takes some toilet paper. He puts it on the floor in the corner of the bathroom ... and HE TAKES A CRAP IN THE CORNER OF HIS BATHROOM ROFL.
Cecelia: WAIT WHY?
debbie: WAIT WAIT WAIT, it's not over! When he finishes, he gets up to clean his mess ... but he HITS his head on the bathroom counter and is KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS. KO'ED. Meanwhile, the girlfriend and parents wonder what's taking him so long, and after a while, call in the police etc. who break down the door. Can you IMAGINE the reaction?! Whoa ... (looks to the corner) .... WHOAAAA!!!!
Cecelia: speechless.
debbie: You're just jealous it beats your patty story.
I don’t need to “Get a Life”. I’m a gamer, I have lots...
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